They always told me there'd be days Like This

Just in case you get to feelin' down, put this one on your iPod and adopt a grim expression.  

Mose Alison/Days Like This/The Word from Mose Alison

Then sing softly: 

I must be on somebody's list,
A Goblin tried to give me as kiss,
excuse me while I slash my wrist,
they always told me there'd be days like this